who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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