3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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