dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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