WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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