I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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