Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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