Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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