so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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