I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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