Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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