Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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