i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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