I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I'm really busy with my period
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