I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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