Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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