Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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