weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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