stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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