woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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