just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He did a backflip because drugs
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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