The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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