Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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