**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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