I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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