Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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