I just saw a hot homeless man
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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