I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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