This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is wine microwaveable?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
