She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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