how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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