3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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