how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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