If i come over, it means nothing
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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