ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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