She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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