there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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