i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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