Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize