quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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