My hair reeks of homosexuality.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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