If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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