I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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