I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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