Pappa wants mamma naked
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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