Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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