My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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