Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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