You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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You're like the curious george of whores
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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