I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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