so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
