Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
