yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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